The sharpest guy in your group chat doesn’t sleep.
For sports fans juggling bets across a full slate — tired of touts, hype, and “locks,” with no time to shop lines and run the math themselves. Big Mike watches 12 sportsbooks around the clock and texts you the day’s most undervalued plays with the fair-value math attached. Just a contact in your phone: you talk to him like a friend, he answers like one.
What he does
- 01Texts the undervalued plays. Player props, spreads, moneylines, and totals — the day’s best numbers land as an iMessage, next to your group chats, impossible to miss. He breaks injuries and trades before they hit the wires, before the odds even move.
- 02Hangs in the group chat. Add him to the thread where you and your crew already talk. He follows the room — who said what, who’s asking — answers whoever’s talking to him, and when someone wants to ride a play, he drops the bet slip right in the thread, loaded at their own sportsbook.
- 03Watches your fantasy roster too. Link your league and he covers it: start/sit calls backed by his own projections, inactive and injury alerts before your lineups lock, and waiver targets before your league mates even start the day.
- 04Keeps an open book. The app is his full record: every pick graded with live odds, your own synced bets tracked beside his. 82–62 (56.9%) this season, and counting. Nothing deleted, nothing cherry-picked. See the whole record →
What a text feels like
Under the hood
A quantitative model, not a tout. He de-vigs the market across 12 sportsbooks, computes the fair odds for every game, and only calls a play when the posted number beats them — then shows that math on every call. Full methodology, from de-vigging to grading, is public: read how the desk works.
What he is not
- ×Not a tout. No screenshots for sale, no edge hidden behind a paywall, no locks, no urgency tricks, and he never tells you how much to bet. He leads with the math, and when it says pass, he says pass.
- ×Not a sportsbook. Big Mike takes no wagers and holds no funds. When you tap a line, he hands you to a licensed sportsbook with the bet slip already loaded — the bet, if any, happens there.
- ×Not for everyone. 21+ where legal, and betting is entertainment with variance. If it stops being fun: 1-800-GAMBLER.
How you run it
Text him and you’re in — 7-day free trial, no credit card. Solo is $40/mo. Got a crew? Every friend who joins your squad drops everyone’s price, down to $20/mo. See the tiers →
You just met the sharpest contact in your phone.
Text(870) 244-6453Mispriced lines, injury alerts, and results — in your iMessage before the window closes.
